The Perfumery

Six mists. Zero colognes.

Each formula is built by perfumers, approved by cats (they were paid in treats, and one of them had a fit), and dosed for a 0.05 ml burst. The rule of the house: nothing that sounds like a meeting, nothing that lingers past tea.

No. 1

Fleur de Chasse

Damask rose, honeysuckle, a hint of alley.

Cat-safeHouse default
No. 2

Vetiver Whisker

Vetiver, cedar, the memory of clean laundry.

Cat-safeFeral's default
No. 3

Minty Prowl

Peppermint, cypress, quiet confidence.

Cat-safeFor winter mornings
No. 4

Vanilla Vigil

Vanilla, amber, late afternoon.

Cat-safeClique Max colony mix
No. 5

Citrus Feral

Yuzu, bergamot, mild rebellion.

Cat-safeFor independent cats
No. 6

Sea Glass Trudge

Sea salt, driftwood, gentle fog.

Cat-safeFor coastal households

The dosing principle

A Sentry dispenses 0.05 ml per burst — roughly one-tenth of a drop. Formulas are built to read as "the cat smells faintly of something pleasant" to a guest standing at arm's length, and as nothing at all from across the room. That is the entire spec.

Why we don't sell colognes

We tried. No. 7, "Boardroom Oud," lasted one prototype. Perfumes that smell like a person's ambition are not, in our view, compatible with a cat's dignity. The perfumery's door is closed to that whole category, forever.

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